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Crotch Shots: The Reality Of Dogs Between Legs

Written by: Emily Wang

February 27, 2016

Something about our four-legged, furry pals has befuddled mankind since the dawn of time:

We’ve all been there…. There you are – enjoying a nice sandwich, when all of a sudden you look down to see:

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A POOCH IN YOUR POOCH.

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What is it with dogs and crotches???
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An epidemic of crotch cuddlers has invaded humankind.

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Perhaps it is the warmth that radiates off of our most private places?

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TBH, we’re not sure whether this is a Bulldog… or a Ball-dog…

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We’re sure many of you are familiar with this feeling… your bladder is telling you something but the dog in your lap is preventing you from making any moves.

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Big and small dogs alike, rejoice in the discovery of the human loins.

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This pup seems to believe that the crotch is always cleaner greener on the other side.

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And honestly, we thought that a Brazilian would take care of this hair problem…

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Some dogs may have hidden agendas in selecting their place to lay. Watch that paw placement and those shifty eyes…

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TWO paws in place for this shameless pup. Bold move, little one… Bold move.

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Others simply enjoy the warm, squishy pillow that is the thigh of an owner who does not have a penchant for working out.

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Looks like this pup just took a nice big whiff in his spot of comfort… and maybe regretted that decision.

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We hope that’s a dog toy… and that this Frenchie aims carefully with his chew.

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Regardless of the why’s behind their love for tight spaces hidden beneath those space tights…

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We know now we can always count on our dogs to be the forever guardians of our most prized privates!

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Featured image via @_mark_brian_

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Written by: Emily Wang

February 27, 2016

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