1. Do you see this? HooMAN, I look good.
2. Oh shoot. Forgot my boots, again.
3. Mom this sweater looks like crap! And this is coming from someone who ate crap this morning.
4. This is paw’some!
5. Seriously mamz. I’ve got a sufficient amount of neck fur– what is the point of this contraption?
6. I’m cold…I’m still cold. Where my booties at?
7. Can we go inside now?
8. Do a little dance, make a lil’ poop….I’m the coolest.
9. I’ve always been quite fond of the snow.
10. So fun, so fun, so fun. Having so. much. fun.
11. This is ruff.
12. Peace out.
13. I think I’m stuck.
14. Doooooood, I look awesome.
15. Honestly, too much red?
16. This is so not gonna make the ladies woof.
17. I am the next Air Bud.
18. Waiting for my plus one.
19. The devil wears pink…apparently. Thanks mom.