We know you’re obsessed with doxies. Love them. Dream about them. Follow random doxies down the street making squealing noises.
If you’re anything like us, you won’t be buying these presents for fellow doxie obsessives, but keeping them all for yourself. Hey, no judgement.
Here are our picks for the most pawesome sausage dog-themed gifts.
Dachshund Hand Carved Rubber Stamp, £6. Stamp your love for doxies on letters, envelopes, walls, your entire body…
Larry the Long Dog Bag, £19. We’re totes charmed by this cheeky chappy tote!
Dachshund-Opoly, £19.13. You guys! Forget the top hat and thimble, Dachshund-Opoly has dog bowls and bones!
Dachshund Card, £2.95. “Dear Hooman, you’re the best, Ruv, Doxie.”
Liberty I Heart Doxies Boxed Card Set, £14.95. “Dear Doxie, no YOU’RE the best, love, Hooman.”
Anthropologie Dachshunds Letter Holder, £28. For storing aforementioned love letters.
Sausage Dog Coaster, £3.50. Just the thing for serving Muttinis this holiday season.
Sausage Dog Apron, £28. For protecting your wiener in the kitchen.
Sausage Dog Cookie Cutter, £3.75. Because you’re a domestic doggess.
Anthropologie Darling Dachshunds Tea Towel, £12. And for the budding Nigella Pawson.
Knit Your Own Dog Jumper Kit, £28. Is it wrong if we buy this as a gift but just keep it for ourselves?
Orla Keily Wallet Purse, £109. Le doxie freak, c’est chic!
Anthropologie Dachshunds Doorstop, £44. Just wait till you introduce your dachshund to this doorstop. Video at the ready!
Toby Tiger Kid’s Organic Cotton Sausage Dog T-Shirt, £21.99. Your little fella will look so adorbs wearing this little fella!
Bluezoo Girl’s Blue Sausage Dog Dress, £14. Start the addiction to all things doxie young.
Brio Extra Large Pull Along Dachshund, £100. And now, for the sausage dog obsessive-in-training.
Appliqued Sausage Dog Cushion, £38. Perfect for plopping on after a long, hard day of sock chewing, kitty litter snacking and napping.
Dachshund Wall Clock with Wagging Tail, £45. “What time is it? Time to take me for a bleeping walk!”
London Map Dachshund Sausage Dog, £25. Next stop, Isle of Doxies!
Dachshund Bookends, £32.50. Long story short, the more your book collection grows, so does this doxie!
Memo Pad, £6.99. “A little note to say I ruv you. And that I ate your favourite shoes.”
Louche Sausage Dog Necklace, £8. Wear your doxie close to your heart.
Dachshund Sterling Silver Earrings, £29. We love all doxies, smooth doxies, long haired doxies, and even miniature silver doxies.
Striped Sammy Sausage Dog Mug, £7.50. You and doxies go together like tea and toast.
Sausage Dog Money Box, £13.50. Hooman, save those pennies and buy me more bacon! Or I shall guilt trip you with my puppy dog eyes!
Vintage Inspired Dachshund Art Print, £28. #TRUTH.
Sausage Dog Blackboard/Chalkboard, £20.95. To Do List: more belly scratches!
Les Nereides Dog in a Corn Earrings, £38. These may be the kookiest earrings we’ve ever seen, and we need them now.
Dachshund Mini 2015 Calendar, £9.95. 365 days of doxie love.
Sausage Dog Ceramic Jar, £12. This jar is just made for treats. Pooch treats, mkay?
Handmade Dachshund Christmas Tree Decoration, £25. Make it a thoroughly doxie Christmas, starting with this ruvvable tree decoration.
Extra-Wide Sausage Dog Gift Wrap, £4. …Then, wrap your gifts in doxie Christmas paper…
Sausage Dog Christmas Crackers, £15. …And finally, pop these doxie Christmas crackers!