Hello all. Scout here. Now if you’re a BarkBox subscriber, you might have noticed something a little extra special in this month’s box: a mustache.
If you’re not a BarkBox subscriber, what in the name of Rin Tin Tin are you still doing reading this blog post? (Go sign your poor dog up for a BarkBox!)
Now you see, I am a Miniature Schnauzer, so I have a well-groomed beard and mustache of my own, but I am also a culture connoisseur and fan of mustaches like those of Dali, Chaplin, and Ron Swanson.
This month I am operating a Mustache Caption Contest. (Brilliant, I know.) To enter, all you need to do is take a photo of your hound with the mustache toy and upload it to the BarkBox Facebook page with a clever caption. I will choose my favorites and create an album of the finalists. BONUS: I’ve convinced the humans to allow me to give BarkBoxes as prizes. Here is how it will go down:
Share your photo now! Prizes, fanfire, eternal glory– it’s all waiting.