Here at BARK we love celebrating all things America on Super Bowl Sunday, but this year as the ads started to be released, we noticed a HUGE glaring error: Super Bowl advertisers have completely forgotten the greatest creatures in the Milky Way galaxy… THE DOGS.
To rectify this grievous error for the future, we will be here all night correcting ads and making an armchair social media STINK to all of these advertisers who need to correct their behavior for next year.
Below is a documentation of our activity, we’ll be updating this article all evening. And if you would like to join in on the OUTRAGE and STAND UP FOR OUR FOUR-LEGGED FAM and their lack of representation by posting savage pro-dog comments, please visit all of the Super Bowl advertisers’ social accounts and leave a comment with #YOUFORGOTTHEDOG so that they make these commercials more interesting for next year.
CHEETOS: Just a real missed opportunity, fam.The commercial:
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: every #SuperBowl commercial sucks because there’s no dogs 🤷— BarkBox (@barkbox) January 30, 2020
DON’T @ ME, just look how much better the @ChesterCheetah’s ad is with a well-placed pupper #youforgotthedog pic.twitter.com/weqqiwTXQk
DORITOS: Not so “Cool Ranch”The commercial:
Audi: JUST like the GOT writers, YOU FORGOT NYMERIA.The commercial:
Avos from Mexico:The Commercial:
Turbo Tax: WELL DONE. FIRST DOG OF THE NIGHT!The Commercial:
ALRIGHT @RickandMorty YOU CAN BRING BACK SZECHUAN SAUCE BUT YOU CAN’T ADD A DOG?? K.@Pringles you can make Pickle Rick a potato crisp but u can’t put a dog in your commercial. wow. pic.twitter.com/trebysggA1— BarkBox (@barkbox) February 3, 2020
Reese’s: Weird but… YOU GET A PASS.
Facebook Groups:The commercial:
***It is 10:15PM EST and we would like to say to RECAP:
– brands need to DO. BETTER. WITH. ADDING. DOGS.
– Shakira was great
– J.Lo was there – the Chiefs mascot does mad squats
– @WeatherTech won
THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ALONG AND HAPPY SUPER BOWL. GOODNIGHT!