You’re walking through the toy aisle at your local grocery store. You see tennis balls, rubber bones, the occasional stuffed squirrel, and you wonder if this is all life has to offer. That’s what normal people wonder, right? No? Just me? Well either way, the answer is no. You’ve only been tapping the surface of dog toys, and we’re about to blow your mother-puppin’ mind.
Get your night-in party on with this 3-piece bucket o’ fried chicken, dipping sauces not included. Hide some treats beneath the fuzzy wings and watch (and listen) as your dog goes to town on the crazy crinkle lining.
Raise the torch in solidarity with Lady Liberty in all her splendor, especially her durable fabric exterior and secret hidden toy. A rubber spiky ball is tucked inside this national treasure for when your dog is feeling particularly destructive.
Bruce took a leave of absence from his gig dancing in the Russian circus to spend some quality time with those who love him for HIM—and his stretchy, floppy body. Your dog appreciates the finer things in life. And by “finer” we mean anything that makes tug-o-war possible.
The grillmaster has really outdone himself this time; soft buns, crispy lettuce, melty cheese, and a burger grilled with your furry carnivore in mind. Every ingredient comes apart and goes back together with a small velcro patch so your dog can hone his culinary skills.
You won’t find anything fresher south of the border, and that’s a long walkie from here so it’s probably a good thing. Ernesto had the brilliant idea to stuff this fish with fluff and one hearty squeaker, all tenderly wrapped with the best fixin’s inside a tortilla toasted to plush perfection.
A rose inside any other bouquet would smell as sweet… but they’d probably wilt, unlike these squeaky alternatives. All four flowers are wrapped in a crinkly newspaper with the latest headlines, and they’re oh-so-nice to receive from your dog. To fetch, of course.
A good trapper hat never goes out of style, especially when its main purpose is to be chewed on. The shaggy interior is great for ripping and shredding, and pups have a blast tracking down all the hidden squeakers. Plus, it’s totally wearable (if not a tad humiliating).
Puking is gross, but if dogs were to upchuck rainbows it’d be a lot easier to clean up. This stuffingless toy makes clean-up post-destruction nonexistent, too, with a surprise toy inside to ease the loss of an inevitable shredding.
Festival season is closer than you think, and no one skimps in the floral department. Especially your dog, even if the only thing she’s listening to are the squirrels outside. Get your boho on and your cameras ready—the magic hour is coming!
The insanely talented Sia teamed up with a bunch of crazy dog people to design her own doggie doppelgänger, and all proceeds from this toy go back to dogs in need. Besides being every pup’s new favorite snuggle buddy, you both can feel good knowing you contributed to something great.