Ever scope out dog toys and consider not giving them to your dog? These toys look like they were designed with such adorable detail in mind that they’re MEANT to make you throw your hands up and say, “Well I’ll be darned, this toy is so precious I might just keep it for myself!” That’s still true here, but we beg you to give your pup all the joy she deserves with a stocking stuffed to the brim.
A gift like this from their favorite human will certainly warm your pup’s heart, if not his paws.
Lend Grab a hand and get to pullin’ this durable twisted rope!
Oui oui, mon ami! Monsieur Acorn is a tough nut to crack, but once dogs do break through his tough outer shell, a much sadder mustachioed friend emerges. He’s certainly disappointed at this turn of events, but his spiky ball core begs to differ.
Throw another log on the fire! And by fire, we mean toss them directly into your dog’s mouth. These little log-shaped treats are chock full of real beef & delicious blueberries for yummy goodness that’s good for them, too.
Don’t bother making room for leftovers when this takeout box arrives at your door. The plush carton is built with an addicting crinkle material, and each smiling dumpling is steamed with a squeaker filling. No chopsticks needed.
This North Pole squirrel was hired by the Big Jolly Guy to keep an eye on your pup and make sure he ends up on the nice list. He probably won’t survive the day without a few teeth marks, but I’m sure your pup will be forgiven. Probably.
These treats are the next best thing to bringing your dog salmon fishing, except not nearly as wet and cold. We think that’s a good thing. They’re baked with salmon, apples, and love, and it just so happens they fit perfectly in any Christmas stocking.
Who knew a lump of coal could be one of the best gifts your dog could ever receive?! This crazy bouncy ball was constructed with no harm to the environment, and it’s tough enough to stay intact amidst even the chewiest of chewers.
Brewed with a satisfying squeaker and a healthy swirl of whip, this cold weather drink brings good tidings and happy pups. Have no fear—it’s caffeine-free.
This not-so-spiky hedgehog is ready to leap into a pile of leaves, if your dog lets him get that far. Clad in toasty knit mittens, hat, and scarf, he’s ready to play in all kinds of weather.
Dogs might find it hard to squeeze the icing tube without thumbs, so we’ll let you do the decorating while your dog does the eating. That’s fair, right?
These freshly-popped kernels aren’t meant for movie night, but they probably won’t end up strung around the tree, either. We traded a popcorn crunch for a squeak, and strung them all on a t-shirt rope that’s just begging to be tugged.
We like to imagine Santa’s sleigh is pulled by a team of jingling Dachshunds, little legs just pumping through the sky… we can dream, okay? Either way, the jolly man’s transportation needs some peanut butter fuel to do zoomies around the world.
Three cheers for chew-appropriate “human” clothes! Let your dog channel his desires to raid your closet, and get the obligatory photo-op in before this fuzzy trapper hat becomes unrecognizable.
You’re not the only one rocking duck boots anymore. Now your pup can get winter-ready with the tough nylon fabric, tummy-safe rope, and fuzzy faux fur for a triple threat playtime sesh.
Savor this pie one slice at a time, or spoil your best friend with seconds or thirds. Either way, its delicious and natural ingredients are bound to trigger a perpetual string of jowl drool.