One of the best things about being around dogs 24/7 is you sometimes catch them in the most awkward situations.
Take this pup, for example. Something tells me that smug expression is a recurring theme in that house.
Here are 23 other dogs who are simply awkward doofuses.
2. Kudos to this humans who had her doofus dog's perfectly awkward photo framed. Because that's what you do when your dog is such a flaming dingusberry.
3. That one friend who's weird about eye contact so he makes every activity weird AF.
4. "Can I move now, guys? Is the painting finished?"
5. That roommate who never wears pants, especially if you have guests.
6. "But this is just a sweet photo of a dog and its human," you might be saying. Let's take a closer look at the dog's face, shall we?
7. "If I hear one more song off the Justin Bieber Christmas album, my face will literally melt off."
8. "ARE WE THERE YET? HOW ABOUT NOW? NOW? NOW, RIGHT?"
9. This is Sophie. Sophie bingewatched a fish tank for an entire weekend. Sophie is you. You are Sophie.
10. This is that one person who stares at your throughout your entire meal and doesn't let you enjoy your food because they're just staring intently at your plate.
11. "HAI DERE. JUST HANGING OUT NEAR YOUR JUNK, LOL."
12. "How dare you pay more attention to the presents than to me, King of Fluffbutts!"
13. Just take a second to fully take this in, one dog's face at a time.
14. When you get your first babysitting gig and you have no idea wtf is going on.
15. Nothing says "Awkward Christmas" like puppy staring at you from behind the presents like he's plotting your murder.
15. When you're a solid 80 pounds of dog but still want to be carried like a baby for photos.
16. "Gee, you shouldn't have. No, really. How am I supposed to eat it when you lit it on fire?"
17. Nothing's more awkward than trying to enjoy a nice movie on the couch and having a mouthbreather stare at you like this the entire time.
19. "I'll give kitheth in exthchange for treath."
20. "BRO, TELL THEM I WANT LARGE FRIES. AND A VANILLA CONE."
21. "Guess who I'm dressed as! Just guess!"
"I don't know...a duck witch? Dafuq?"
22. This dog either needs belly scratches or group therapy.
23. How awkward would it be now to enjoy this delicious dessert in front of this dog while it looks at you like you're breaking its heart with every morsel?