How to See a Bunch of Derpy Dogs Run Around Like Adorable Maniacs

COME ONE, COME ALL! The BarkPost is here to bring you the most derpalicious event on the block.
Presenting the 1st Annual Kentucky Derpy!

BarkPost is bringing together the derpiest collection of talent that the world has to offer – and you could meet the whole pack! Join us for the ultimate derp-off, April 19th, at The Green Building in Brooklyn for a festive afternoon of booze, big hats and the derp.
Think your dog has the right droop to make it in the derp? Submit them when you buy your ticket for a chance to be a Derpy pawticipant.
And without futher ado…Meet Your Future Champee-ons:
1. Mervin the Chihuahua
“No Teeth No Problem”
2. Itty Bitty the Griff “Living in NYC and quite the little lady.” 3. Beau and Bonnie ” “We live to be loved, eat, sleep, snore, & play”
4. Chloe Kardoggian
“Senior rescue chihuahua. Age: 10 yrs. Wt: 3.78 lbs. Personality: beyond measure”
5. Gizzy “NYC’s Strand Book Store pup! #littlestbookseller #notaboy”
6. Pepino Wuff Annie
7. Hamilton Pug (and Rufus) “A pug with a rags to riches story. From a shelter in Ohio to NYC, where treats line the streets!”
Want to meet these derps, buy your tickets now or submit your pooch to race!