If I could have anything in the world right now, it would be to be smack dab in the middle of a puppy pile. I would inhale their puppy breath and not even be mad when they sink their needle-sharp teefs into my hands.
But if I couldn’t have that, I would ask for the next best thing: virtual reality puppies. Watch these people go an emotional experience, because although these puppies feel like the real thing, everyone knows there’s no substituting authentic puppy breath.
