I am not a dog. You are not a dog… wait, are you a dog? Are you a doggo who can read? If you are, you have my admiration, but if you aren’t, and I’m going to assume you aren’t – you are a human with actual responsibilities. As such, you cannot lazily pile up with your closest friends for an intense snuggle session, like these Pibbles right here. Instead, you must get out of bed, make breakfast, go grocery shopping, pay bills, and do other adulting things.
Why am I not a pupper? Because puppers have the best lives ever.