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15 Opinionated Puppies Who Have Dreams Of A Brighter Future

15 Opinionated Puppies Who Have Dreams Of A Brighter Future

We all have our opinions about what we want in a new president during this 2016 election.  Turns out, we aren’t the only ones. Here are what these floofy dogs want in a new president.

1. Tax rates that will let me keep more of the treats I earn.

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“Mmmmi mrike mmthe mmmsoundmmpf mmmof mmthatmpf!”

2. Free obedience school tuition.

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“I have a Master’s in Rolling Over”

3. Protect our nation’s natural beauty by making it a dog park.

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“I haven’t stopped running for—I don’t know how time works, but I have been running so much!”

4. Hair that’s better than theirs. 

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“Hmmmmm…we could do better.”

5. A chicken in every bowl.

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“Dog Bless America!”

6. Mailman-free zones.

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“We just want a day where we don’t get so nervous from a mailman visit that we piddle on the floor.”

7. More fire hydrants per city block.

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“Trees are fine but peeing on a hydrant is LUXURY.”

8. End discrimination in restaurant seating!

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“That food is so close, but so far away.  Why bring me to the meal if I can’t lick the plate?”

9. Reform flea immigration.

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“I’m fine with fleas on my body, I just don’t want them taking my blood.”

10. Make all cats indoor cats!

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“Show me your weak, your tired, and your weary, but not your cats. If I can’t go outside when humans aren’t home, NO ONE can go outside!”

11. Universal belly rubs

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“The land of the free…belly rubs.”

11. Pup-lic healthcare.

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“And no grooming deductible.”

12. Fixing our bridges and roads.

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“How else am I gonna shred, man?”

13. Increase the minimum wage

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“Show me the money!”

14. Ending partisan gridlock.

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“Can’t we all just get along?”

Featured image via @sipkobear

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