Your dog is an amazing companion — he calms you down, cheers you up, and gets you off the couch every now and again. Apparently, though, improving your mood and wellbeing just isn’t enough. Household chores and not-so-kind favors are also on his to-do list, and these pup parents don’t have any qualms about telling their dogs to their faces. We love you, Sadie, but please save the housework for the humans.
1. “But taking out the trash sucks!”
2. “Clean up in aisle seven!”
3. “I overheard your girlfriend saying she liked boxers not briefs.”
4.”I was just trying to keep your diet on track.”
5. “So you didn’t have to clean it up.”
6. “Who needs a dishwasher when you have me?”
7. “But you told everyone to stop leaving their shoes out!”
8. “I was protecting you from this scary creature.”
9. That’s one way to save on washing.
10. “My mommy works too hard.”
11. “I haz the mailz.”
12. “I’m just teaching you to cover your mouth!”