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How many dogs does it take to write a BarkPost article? However many a writer needs to be inspired! Okay, well, WE think it’s a really funny joke.
But if you’re hankering for more, check out these punny funny pooch jokes sure to make you
1. What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
2. What did the dog say to the tree?
3. What do you call a dog with a surround system?
4. What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
5. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
6. What is a dog’s favorite city?
7. What is a dog’s ideal job?
8. What kind of dog chases anything red?
9. Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
10. What do you call a dog in the winter?
A chili dog!
11. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
12. What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
13. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Featured image via Quick Meme
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