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13 Hilarious Dog Jokes Only Pup Parents Will Get

Written by: Stephanie Figy

April 2, 2015

How many dogs does it take to write a BarkPost article? However many a writer needs to be inspired! Okay, well, WE think it’s a really funny joke. But if you’re hankering for more, check out these punny funny pooch jokes sure to make you groan chuckle.

Scroll down to find a bad dog joke, a sad dog joke, a maybe even some funny dog jokes… if you’re lucky.

1. What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

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2. What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark.

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3. What do you call a dog with a surround system?

A sub-woofer.

subwoofer

4. What did the dog say to the sandpaper?

Ruff!

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5. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You can step in a poodle.

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6. What is a dog’s favorite city?

New Yorkie!

smiling-yorkie

7. What is a dog’s ideal job?

Barkeology!

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8. What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bulldog!

laughing-bulldog

9. Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

He was trying to make both ends meet.

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10. What do you call a dog in the winter?

A chili dog!

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11. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound!

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12. What did the skeleton say to the puppy?

Bone Appétit!

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13. Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

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Featured image via Quick Meme

H/t Jokes 4 Us

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Written by: Stephanie Figy

April 2, 2015

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