The sock thief is an elusive and cautious creature, one that thinks it can fool its humans by stealing only half a pair. If you’ve been wondering why one of your feet is so cold, we’ve finally solved the mystery.
Revealed below are the identities of 18 sock monsters:
1. Surrounded by socks. Coincidence? I think not.
2. Another pair of socks bites the dust.
3. “About the socks you’ve been losing…I still have no leads on that!”
4. BUSTED! Couldn’t get rid of the evidence fast enough.
5. Socks: better than any other expensive dog toy.
6. “Hrmm… let’s see what treasure I can find in here.”
8. “Hi welcome to my trophy room.”
9. “What sock? I don’t see it?”
10. “Umm…. he made me do it.”
11. “I needed to borrow this to use as a blanket…”
12. Helping with laundry…? Or searching for socks to hoard!?
13. “I was, uh, washing it for you.”
14. Caught in the act.
15. “But it tastes soooo goood…”
16. “You’ll never take the sock away from me! Never!”
17. “This is the best day EVER!!”
18. “Um, yes I did borrow your socks. Actually it’s pretty gross to wear shoes without them. It makes for stinky paws.”