After attempting to steal a truck and failing, this thief struck the only blow he could: He stole a bag of dog poop.
That’s right. In Des Moines, Iowa a man reported to the police a break-in to his truck. When the police arrived at the scene, the owner of the truck said nothing had been stolen but a bag of dog poop.
If caught, the feces robber will face third degree burglary charges.
Police valued the missing dog poop bag at $1.00.