We did it, America! On this 4th of July, as we celebrate the birth of our nation, let us mark the day also as the End of Art History. I present, for your agony and ecstasy, a firework that looks like a dog taking a massive dump.
Yes, my fellow Americans, this is the culmination of all that is good and true. Never before has humanity ascended to such great heights. Rejoice, for we have reached the top of the mountain, and can look across Creation as its masters. Weep, for we have nowhere else to go. Art is done, and thus, so are we.
Take your time, then, to revel in this last and worthiest work of Beauty. Let it overwhelm your senses, let it wash over you, let it drown you in its Greatness. On this day, our Independence day, we have finally won.
You can purchase it for $1.50. Happy 4th of July, indeed.