Sh*t Dog People Text Each Other

We’ve covered texts from dogs. Sexts from dogs. We’ve even got a brand-new dogs-only emoji keyboard! So what kind of texts do crazy dog people send to the humans in their lives? Here are 11 texts from fellow dog-obsessed people.

1. Sartorial choices.

2. If you aren’t sending drunkenly repurposed song lyrics, why are you even texting me?

3. Tito loves.

4. Tito poops.

5. This pup is a HUGE Disney fan. #WheresPlutoThough

6. This is exactly what I would reply if someone sent me this text.

7. Tick happens.

8. When your roommate sends out more funny pictures of your dog than you do.

9. It’s a bird! It’s an elephant! It’s a…um…it didn’t make it onto the pad, whatever it is.

10. New rap name: “2 Wipez”

11. I mean he really, really likes that sushi.

What kinds of crazy texts have you sent or gotten? 😀