".....You missed a spot."
"You don't have to cook, ma. It's 2016! Let's smash the patriarchy..together."
"Spoiler alert: It was delicious."
"And what? Let it go to waste? That's bad for the environment, ma."
"Because that's how I roll -- literally."
"I'm saving you from yourself, Melissa."
"That cheese aroma is just too hard to resist."
"You got a better way to make sandals? Yeah, didn't think so."
"Now we're both not getting some."
"Yeah, let's see how well you carry that 20lb box of cereal all by yourself!"
"I'm not saying you need a new coat, but....maybe it's time you got a new coat."
"The hydrochloroquinone was especially scrumptious."
"Mom's love life: eliminated"
Like a confused, hormonal teenager, sometimes it’s hard for dogs to express their feelings. They want to say “I love you!”, but instead they pull your hair and drop a grasshopper down your shirt during recess. But hey, it’s the thought that counts. Here are 15 dogs trying their darndest — and failing.
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