“I got a bigger cake last year. Are you putting me on a diet?”
"This isn't gluten free..."
"I only stop, drop, and roll for belly scratches. Get this fire away from me."
"Yes, I'm turning 3 "again." You gotta problem with that, Karen?"
"Party animal? More like party pooper, but I guess you haven't seen the present I left for you yet."
"So, looking like the Travelocity Gnome is supposed to make me feel festive, how?"
"Kiss. Those. Shoes. Goodbye."
"You throw mine out? But this one you stick a candle in it and put it on the table???"
"Day 896. Dear Diary: The humans have adorned me with toilet paper, even though they specifically told me not to play with it. I am so confused."
"Enough with the pictures. Whoever this "Instagram" is isn't going to eat this cake."
"I don't know why you set my food on fire, but if this is a challenge - CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
Go, go, go doggy. It’s your birthday. We gon’ pawty like it’s your birthday. We gon’ sip from the potty like it’s your birthday. And you know we don’t give a pup that it’s our birthday.
Our dogs are family. Why wouldn’t we celebrate their birthdays in style? I’m sure these dogs love their hoomans, but their overall skepticism to their birthday festivities is priceless.
Featured image via Dogs Heart
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