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Emailed on January 13, 2017 01/13/17

Hey, how ya doin, Barkfolk!

I’m a proud New Yorker, having lived and worked here for well over a decade. Much as I love the place, I do have some blind spots– like I can’t always tell when a trend is nationwide or strictly local. For instance: people wearing yoga pants as everyday pants. Is this a New York thing or are we all doing this? (And thank you but I don’t need any photo evidence).

Also: I miss a nice yard and seeing a classic BEWARE OF DOG sign. Especially when our dogs don’t really agree to the whole “BEWARE” part…

"Beware of Dog" signs and the dogs that are, uh, more adorable than beware-able

1. “Say neighbor, who’s this Dog everyone’s s’posed to be so Bewared of?”

Awww Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

2. “You got a bone to pick with me, buster? Because I’ll gladly share it.”

Bone to pick Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

3. “I’m like, seriously the meanest you guys. Anyway, hey how’s it goin??”

Sun out tongue out Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

4. “PS: I’m the bell.”

Tiny guard dog Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

5. "Heeeeeeere’s Johnny! It’s ME! I’m here! Hi! Hello!”

Whatup folks Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

6. BEWARE of DOG saying HIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Happy to see you Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

7. “Don’t make me smile at you again!”

Aww a husky Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

8. “Hi Mister I bwought this sign for you just so you know not to mess wiff me, okay?”

Golden cutie Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

9. “Hey neighbor, you catch that football game the other day? Ho-lee-cow! Ha, anyway, beware of me, ok?”

Friendly neighbor Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

10. “No fences can hold me! I am too smol.”

wut pug Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

11. “If you don’t come in here and give me a belly rub, there’s gonna be trouble.

belly rub Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

12. “Nobody’s getting in this kitchen until I’ve gotten my cut of the ham.”

Good boy Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

13. BEWARE of DOG but honestly if you spot the dog, you’ve earned a cookie.

Bad Dog Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

14. “Watch out! I’m uh, I am, eh you know. Woof etcetera. Carry on.”

Woof etc Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

15. You’re looking at a couple stone-cold killers here, people. Don’t. Mess. Around

Stone cold floofs Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

16. Check out the backstroke! Are we sure that’s grass and not like a very green ocean?

Grass swimming Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

17. He’ll shoot sadness-rays right into your soul if you don't...

Oh Joey Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

18. Okay I’m not gonna touch this one. Step away… from… the fence…

Oh-Uh Quatzakotelwoingenau via Imgur

What can ya say! We all love to put up our big mean BEWARE OF DOG signs. But behind the fence, we’ve all got a soft and cuddly little monster who just can’t help being sweet. And I don’t think that’s just a New York thing.

If you’ve got a perfect picture of your adorable, beware-able pup, send it our way! We promise, no matter how cute the dog, we won’t go hopping any fences looking for ‘em.

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