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7 Roly Poly Pups

Roly Poly Pups

“The squishier the dogs, the louder we squeal.”

Basset hound puppy running @iBleeedorange via Reddit

Welcome to CUTE ATTACK, your Monday morning medicine. We’re dishing you our favorite dog shtuff at approximately 300 Awws per second. Oh, make sure you vote for your picks for Wiener Madness at the end. Today’s subject: Roly poly pups!

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If you feel jelly when you see someone’s jelly-roll dog, or get all melty looking at a melty roly-poly pup, you’re not alone! The people asked for squishy dogs, and we’re gonna roll with it. Please enjoy these pups and their many flaps n’ folds!


Roly Poly Squishy Pups

1. This lump, who probably ordered extra hot wings and was given “mild.”

tanksforeverything @TanksForEverything via Instagram

“I was gonna let you rub my belly, but instead you’ve dishonored me and your family.”

2. This sleepy squish, whose snores are music to our ears.

Boogie @BoogieThePug via Instagram

“Zzzzz… yes I ordered the pot roast for one… zzzzz.”

3. This tremendous puddle of awww-some.

Brim @BrimTheMastiff via Instagram

“I’m trying to get in shape this year. That shape, of course, is a bag of potatoes.”

4. These smol Shar Pei croissants.

wrinkle pups @MannyaCa via Imgur

“Human I know you are tempted but please don’t eat us! CONTROL… YOUR… CUTE AGGRESSION!!!”

5. This skeptical potato.

Blox @Blox_The_Bulldog via Instagram

“Don’t you think this walk is getting a little long? There bettah be a good nap ahead, kid.”

6. This big ol’ pupper who is forever battling gravity.

two pees in a tub@Zeus_TheNeomastiff via Instagram

“Who ordered the extra large melt?”

7. This actual pile of folds that may or may not be a puppy.

Pile of folds@Quizzle via Reddit

“Can’t activate… limbs… too many… flaps.”

Well, that flaps things up for today! Enjoy your week, with visions of glorious folds dancing in your head! Oh, and pass along pics of your roly poly BFFs if you’ve got ‘em. They give us life.

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