Welcome to CUTE ATTACK, your Monday morning medicine. We’re dishing you our favorite dog shtuff at approximately 300 Awws per second. Oh, make sure you vote for your picks for Wiener Madness at the end. Today’s subject: Roly poly pups!
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If you feel jelly when you see someone’s jelly-roll dog, or get all melty looking at a melty roly-poly pup, you’re not alone! The people asked for squishy dogs, and we’re gonna roll with it. Please enjoy these pups and their many flaps n’ folds!
Come along and BEHOLD THE SQUISHY-NESS!
Roly Poly Squishy Pups
1. This lump, who probably ordered extra hot wings and was given “mild.”
“I was gonna let you rub my belly, but instead you’ve dishonored me and your family.”
2. This sleepy squish, whose snores are music to our ears.
“Zzzzz… yes I ordered the pot roast for one… zzzzz.”
3. This tremendous puddle of awww-some.
“I’m trying to get in shape this year. That shape, of course, is a bag of potatoes.”
4. These smol Shar Pei croissants.
“Human I know you are tempted but please don’t eat us! CONTROL… YOUR… CUTE AGGRESSION!!!”
5. This skeptical potato.
“Don’t you think this walk is getting a little long? There bettah be a good nap ahead, kid.”
6. This big ol’ pupper who is forever battling gravity.
“Who ordered the extra large melt?”
7. This actual pile of folds that may or may not be a puppy.
“Can’t activate… limbs… too many… flaps.”
Well, that flaps things up for today! Enjoy your week, with visions of glorious folds dancing in your head! Oh, and pass along pics of your roly poly BFFs if you’ve got ‘em. They give us life.
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Send us pics and videos of your roly poly pups. We must see them!