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What kind of dog is Chandler?

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! We love all of you!

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Welcome to Thank Dog It's Friday (TDIF!), where we dig up our goofiest, most ridiculous stories, just for you. If things don’t get weird, we’re doing something wrong. This week: If TV shows starred dogs.

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Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming…

Everything's better with dogs. It’s a classic equation: anything + dogs = better. And that includes television. While Unlikely Animal friends is incredible, it is just not enough. I need more plot, more drama, more story. So I have some shows to pitch.

If Popular TV Shows Starred Dogs:

1. Seinfeld

“Why does water taste so much better when it’s in a human’s cup? What’s up with that?”

Seinfeld

Jerry: Standard Poodle. Looks a little funny, but is just a normal dog.
Elaine: Yorkie. Great hair, very yippy.
Kramer: Great Dane. Awkward body, always means well.
George: Boston Terrier. Looks like an angry bean, is an angry bean.

2. Sex and the City

“I couldn’t help but wonder, ‘Do humans like treats, too?’”

Sex and the city

Carrie: Maltese. Smart, but a bit annoying; prone to wearing weird outfits.
Samantha: Shih Tzu. Classy, but sniffs a lot of butts. We’re not judging, but it’s a lot.
Charlotte: King Charles Spaniel. Raised for pampering, a bit old-fashioned.
Miranda: Dalmatian. All business. You want to just snuggle her but she wouldn’t like that sort of thing.

3. I Love Lucy

“Lucy you got some splainin’ to doooooo… You need to explain why is there toilet paper ALL over the bathroom.”

I love lucy

Lucy: Brussels Griffon. Makes the funniest faces. Honestly, those faces are the point of the show.
Ricky: Italian Greyhound. Doesn’t speak English very well, looks good with a cigar.
Fred: English Bulldog. Tries to act tough, but really just likes to sit and eat snacks.
Ethel: Australian Shepherd. Sensible and kind, great with kids.

4. Friends

"I’ll be there for you when the rain starts to pour… unless there’s thunder. Then I’m outta there."

90s tv

Ross: Bloodhound. Always feels a little bad for himself, tireless when following a scent. Like he’ll even follow a scent all the way to an airport to make sure that the scent DOES NOT GET ON THAT PLANE.
Rachel: Afghan Hound. Elegant, friendly, her nose wasn’t always this sleek.
Monica: Shiba Inu. It is never out of character for her to dance with a turkey on her head.
Chandler: Frenchie. Makes a lot of jokes, not very funny, great companion.
Phoebe: Dachshund. Has a lot of personality, very nosey
Joey: Beagle. Always sniffing around for food. Will not share said food

Hopefully we’ll see some of these shows get picked up on primetime, but I really have exhausted every episode of Unlikely Animal Friends. I know the friends, I get why they’re unlikely, I’m ready for something more. Who’s with me?

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Do you think Phoebe's more of a Pomeranian than a Dachshund? Do you think your dog's the perfect George Costanza? Tell us why and send us pics! We'd love to hear from you.

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