Welcome to CUTE ATTACK, your Monday morning medicine. We’re dishing you our favorite dog shtuff at approximately 300 Awws per second. Today’s subject: Wieners stuck in sleeves! We also have something special planned for March, so keep reading!
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Today we’re celebrating the dingusy Dachshund because, for dogs that are pretty wiley, they all seem to have one thing in common. Getting stuck in sleeves. Don't believe us? Here's some proof.
Wieners stuck in sleeves:
1. This Doxie rocking his stripes.
“I just wanted to know what it's like to be a bada$$ cobra. Not my best idea.”
2. This Weenie who's feeling the blues.
“Umm, mom, I'm in a bit of a pickle, can ya help me out here?”
3. This Dachshund who's feeling well...swaddled.
“Laugh all you want, but you have no idea how comfy this is.”
4. This Wiener who probably believes she's playing the big bad wolf in Little Red Riding Hood.
“But Grandmother! What a big nose you have.”
5. This Dachshund who's seriously unimpressed with your LOLs.
“So, I'm in a bind. What's the big deal guys?”
Way to go, Weenies! Even in all your silliness, you guys are still total champions to us. And say, while we’re on the subject of championships…
THIS MARCH: BARKPOST PRESENTS WIENER MADNESS!
BarkPost is holding a tournament to find the Best Wiener, and we need your submissions!
Grab three favorite pictures of your Dachshund and submit them here. Next week, we’ll introduce the top eight weenies and get the tournament started.
Don't have a wiener? Well, just forward this email to Doxie parents you know who'd be interested in participating or you can just enter your friends Dachshund and take all the wiener glory for yourself!
Don't forget to enter your wieners in Wiener madness! They could just win the whole thing and get a totally rad trophy out of it.