You’re my BFF. Everyone should have a best buddy like you. Let me count the ways that you have enriched my life.
1. You’re always up for brunch.
2. You’ve taught me how to table dance.
3. You have amazing photobombing skills.
4. No one can shake it like you do.
5. I believe you are responsible for humans cocking their baseball hats to the side.
6. Not even Annabelle can resist your casanova ways.
7. You stole the show on Good Morning America.
8. You go rogue on the subway (much to your human’s dismay)
9. You’re there when I need a chin rest.
10. No one would ever accuse you of being high maintenance when it comes to tennis balls.
11. You have amazing ball-playing skills.
12. Even though you prefer the bachelor life, you’re not above lending a paw to a bloke in need of proposal help.
13. You let Dr. Rob examine you like it was no big deal.
14. You could teach workshops on how to be so glamorous.
15. You know that the fridge is the best place to hangout during a party.
16. You’re always up for an impromptu dog run trip.
17. You have excellent taste in laps.
18. You have impeccable house guest manners.
19. No one can wear a shark costume quite like you.
20. There’s no other pug I rather share my couch with. Not even that minx, Annabelle.
In short, you’re the best, Finn!