Hey. They want to upgrade “Buddy.” And I don’t blame them.
1. “I am…Sasha Furce.”
2. “Who is this ‘Peanut’ you are referring to, human? I am Lord Mørket Ulv Dogror, Carpet Destroyer!”
3. “Hi! My name is (record scratches) Slim Snorty.”
4. “Cornelius. Cornelius Einstein.”
5. “Brady. No wait, Brice. Actually, Brody. Tiiiight.”
6. “Just don’t call me ‘Late For Dinner’! Har har, that’s a knee slapper! (Wait, where’s my knee?)”
7. “Karl Dogerfeld.”
8. “Fiona. LOL.”
9. “Miranda Furr. #Angel”
10. “Edith Bouvier Beagle. My mother is from Flanders. My father’s family were the Beagles.”
11. “I told you. I am Cody.”