Hey, Loki the Corgi knows what you’re going through. We’re at peak cuffing season and a lot of us are still facing the prospect of spending the holidays nuzzling up with… sigh, I guess a bowl of spaghetti?
Whatever! We singles know that there’s nothing better than kicking back in your apartment with a bowl of spaghetti and a romantic movie and a creeping realization that oh my Dog, this is it for me, this is all I have, I WILL NEVER KNOW LOVE.
Buuuuut at least you have an adorbs dog to cuddle with.