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11 Ways Fritz The Golden Retriever Lost At Catch And Won Our Hearts

Written by: Katie Haller

September 7, 2015

One of the fun things to do with your dog is watching them catch things. Some dogs are naturals at using their mouths like baseball mitts, while others…not so much. Fritz the Golden Retriever is known for his inability to catch a single thing, but it’s great watching him try. Here are 11 times he brought shame to all of his kind.

This is the face of determination. Let’s do this.

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1. Keep Your Eye On The Rib Eye

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2. Come At Me Bro-ccoli

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3. Do YOU really do much better with sushi though? 

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4. Come on Fritz, drunk people would KILL for this.

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5. OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESY BITES

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6. This is pretty much how I feel about the bouquet at weddings. 

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7. He wouldn’t last a day at Chipawtle.

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8. OK. REGROUP. Let’s try some sausage. 

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9. Nothing takes away your dognity like a wiener to the face. 

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10. 3rd sausage is a charm. There’s no way you can miss this it is literally the size of your tail.

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11. FINALLY!! A FRENCH FRY. See, dreams DO come true in America.

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What did we learn from this? Never give up. No matter how many foods hit you in the face.

Featured Image via Fritz Dog

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Written by: Katie Haller

September 7, 2015

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