All right, bud, so it works like this: I close my eyes, you hide, I come find you. Capiche? It’s easy, I promise, I feel really good about this game, we’re gonna have lots of fun. Ready? Go.
1. Nice try, Buster, but I found you! Wait… why do you look so guilty?
2. Not bad Ruffums, but your head was a dead giveaway! Let me know if you find my Lego Darth Maul in there, will ya?
3. Almost had me, Abraham. Now get out of there, you’ll disturb the gnomes!
4. Guys, I can see most of you. Not your best, but you know, that’s okay, it’s your first time playing.
5. Not bad, Freckle, not bad! Unfortunately for you, I had to grab my trusty seeking glasses from the drawer. Maybe next time Freckle, maybe next time.
6. Rookie mistake Nathan, but seriously guy, what are you doing? You know that mirror is there, I’ve seen you attack it!
7. Aw, Woof Blitzer, you’re too adorable for me to tell you that I found you instantly but sorry, them’s the breaks. Your face was a dead giveaway!
8. I… I don’t know what to tell you Ricardo, I really don’t. Your head’s in the right place… it’s just the rest of your body you need to worry about.
9. Uh. Okay, Wentworth? Just because you can’t see me doesn’t mean I can’t…never mind, buddy. Here, have a biscuit.
10. All right Milo, in retrospect, I guess you never really had a fair shot at this. Take a knee, buddy.
11. I feel like I don’t need to tell you that I found you, Sarah. Deep down, you’ve always known.
12. Mr. Ruffington, what is this? What are we doing here? Maybe I didn’t explain the rules well? If so, that’s on me.
13. Okay guys this is… really a bummer, actually.
14. Henrietta, not you too–I HAD SUCH HOPES FOR YOU!
15. That’s it! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!