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*AIRHORN SOUND* Yo yo yo, Barkpost readers! It’s summer of ’16, ya’ll, and you know what that means! The doggies are out to play, rounding up their hottest sh*t of the season. I’m tellin’ ya, this sh*t is hot, hot, HOT. It’s not on Spotify. It’s not on iTunes. There’s no way you’re gonna see this sh*t on a cassette tape of any kind (hopefully). If you want in on it you’re gonna have to find literally ANY dog and pick up your copy today!
1. A subversive little fella who’s sh*t is definitely a hybrid of early Sex Pistols and Rage Against the Poop.
2. This duo turned their backs on the record industry and have started churnin’ out some truly inspiring self-made sh*t.
3. He finally went solo and is pushin’ out some of hottest sh*t of 2016.
4. Two powerhouses finally put their
heads a**es together to drop the hottest sh*t EVAHHH.
5. She always drops the loveliest sh*ts and this one’s her most groundbreaking yet.
6. He drew on his own pain and suffering to churn out some sh*t that’s entirely his own.
7. His sh*t is supes reminiscent of early baby Biebs.
8. Keep an eye out for this gal. She’ll be droppin’ hot sh*t all over Coachella.
9. Just when you think he couldn’t possibly churn out a hotter sh*t HE DROPS THE
10. She really drew on the imagery and sounds of nature for her latest sh*t.
11. BUT THEN HE GOES AND CHANGES THE FRICKIN GAME DROPPIN’ A SH*T ON A WOODEN STAKE.
12. THE HOTTEST HOT HOT SOUTHERN ROCKABILITY SH*T OF 2016, BAYBEEE.
13. A truly inspiring doubly hot ditty, dropped by two of the baddest bi$hes in the game!
14. “I miss the old
Kanye doggy / Straight from the ‘Go Kanye doggy / Chop up the soul Kanye doggy / Set on his goals Kanye doggy…”
15. WHO SAYS A SWEEPING SCORE THAT PLAYS DURING A CLIMACTIC MOVIE MOMENT CAN’T ALSO BE A HOT SH*T BEIN’ DROPPED?
16. Love this new
Bon Bone Iver album. That’s some HOT SH*T.
17. THIS HOT SH*T SHOWS SOME REAL VULNERABILITY. Love it when artists aren’t afraid to share their inner selves!
18. This hot sh*t is gonna stir some sh*t uppppppppp. Ruff the
19. Love it when Macklemore busts out some new hot sh*t.
20. Such a delicate, thought provoking artist, dropping such a hot, hot sh*t.
21. Surgery didn’t slow him down… HE’S BACK, BABY, AND HE DROPPIN’ HOTTER SH*T THAN EVAHHHH.
22. No one can come close to touching this guys hot sh*t. (He won’t ’em scoop it.)
23. Each hot sh*t he drops is hotter than the last.
24. This guy’s such an innovative pooper, always reinventing hot sh*t and where to drop it.