Dogs. Devoted, faithful, loyal companions that would follow you out of sheer love into the depths of Hades.
And sometimes, they follow you into the Hades of the house. Yes, that’s right. The porcelain throne. The outhouse. The little boys/girls room. The garderobe. THE BATHROOM.
Here are 27 dogs who love you so much, they refuse to let you poop alone.
1. “Wow. That one smells ripe.”
2. “You stare at me when I do this.”
3. “I just want to be closer to you.”
4. “Why does it take you 1 hour to do something I can in 1 minute?”
5. “Hello.”
6. “You may need another roll, based on the smell.”
7. “Whatcha doooooin’. Oh. Cool.”
8. “I like to watch.”
9. “We do too.”
10. “I thought the smell wouldn’t rise. I was wrong.”
11. “Dude. I told you not to eat that taco.”
12. “Sometimes I need to make better choices.”
13. “Oh God. WHAT NOISE JUST CAME FROM YOU???”
14. “Hey. S’up.”
15. “And you say MY farts are bad?”
16. “We just don’t understand why you get to go inside.”
17. “These boxers could use a wash.”
18. “Whhhyyyy do you always shut me out???”
19. “Just go about your business like I’m not even here.”
20. “I don’t understand why the CAT is allowed.”
21. “What? We’re at that stage in our relationship.”
22. “The view up here is better.”
23. “I’m about to do what you’re doing.” #ILearnByDooping
24. “Yum.”
25. “You know, I don’t do this in YOUR drinking bowl.”
26. “So THIS is what I’m supposed to do in the yard.” #LightbulbMoment
27. “WE HAD TO TELL YOU: Looooove yoooooou.”
