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38 Cheesy Pickup Lines For You And Your Dog

38 Cheesy Pickup Lines For You And Your Dog

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Move over, Casanova. These are the perfect pickup lines for a pup to find ruv in the dog park. Beware, some cheesy lines below might result in many facepaws.

38. Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
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37. I came here looking for a little tail.
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36. I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
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35. Come on, don’t make me beg!
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34. Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.
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33. You had me at ruff.
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32. Can I get you a tennis ball?
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31. You smell so familiar
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30. You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
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29. Your doghouse or mine?
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28. Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…
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27. Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?
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26. With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.<
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25. I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
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24. There’s not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
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23. Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
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22. Do you pee here often?
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21. Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
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20. Hey girl, you’re one fine-lookin’ mother pupper.
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19. You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
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18. Can you help me find someplace to pee?
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17. My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?
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16. I miss you more than my balls.
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15. Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
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14. I love to be pawed.
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13. It was love at first sniff.
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12. Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly.
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11. “I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.”
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10. I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
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9. I want to have your litter of puppies.
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8. You came back to this dog park to see me, didn’t you?
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7. I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
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6. If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s gift to you.
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5. I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
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4. Where do you poop?
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3. You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
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2. Your bark is contagious.
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1. Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I’m a dog.
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