Are you dog tired because you’re working like a dog? Then, maybe you should take a break and check out these silly pups who have no clue what an idiom is.
1) LUCKY DOG
Human: “The Fates smile fondly upon you.”
Dog: “This, too, I have learned.”
2) CAN’T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS
Human: “As you age, it becomes harder to learn new skills.”
Dog: “Hop in the back, b**ches. There’s a dance at the nursing home.”
3) HOT DAWG!
Human: “Looking good!”
Dog: “Thing human allows me to eat and I spit up under the boardwalk.”
4) DOG EAT DOG WORLD
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5) DOG DAYS OF SUMMER
Dog: “All I know is that it’s hot, and this is highly arousing.”
6) BIRD DOG
Human: “To move in on someone else’s girlfriend.”
Dog: “I’m a Pitbull but I have this recurring nightmare where I have the body of a bird and the head of a Scottish Terrier.”
7) DOG TIRED
Human: “Extremely tired; worn out.”
Dog: “I will chase this orange disc until the sun melts and space collapses.”
8) WORKING LIKE A DOG
Human: “Pulling more than your weight, like a sled dog.”
Dog: “I. Just. Can’t.”
9) TAIL WAGS THE DOG
Human: “Having your priorities skewed.”
Dog: “I wag the dog. No no no, I wag the tail. I am the dog. Feed me, please.”