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9 Everyday Sayings Hilariously Reinterpreted By Pups

9 Everyday Sayings Hilariously Reinterpreted By Pups

Are you dog tired because you’re working like a dog? Then, maybe you should take a break and check out these silly pups who have no clue what an idiom is.

1) LUCKY DOG

Human: “The Fates smile fondly upon you.”
Dog: “This, too, I have learned.”

I Can Hear the Ocean

2) CAN’T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS

Human: “As you age, it becomes harder to learn new skills.”
Dog:  “Hop in the back, b**ches.  There’s a dance at the nursing home.”

The Way Back

3) HOT DAWG!

Human: “Looking good!”
Dog:  “Thing human allows me to eat and I spit up under the boardwalk.”

Yummmm

4) DOG EAT DOG WORLD

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5) DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

Dog: “All I know is that it’s hot, and this is highly arousing.”

Fanned Out

6) BIRD DOG

Human: “To move in on someone else’s girlfriend.”
Dog:  “I’m a Pitbull but I have this recurring nightmare where I have the body of a bird and the head of a Scottish Terrier.”

Scotty Nightmare Creature

7) DOG TIRED

Human: “Extremely tired; worn out.”
Dog:  “I will chase this orange disc until the sun melts and space collapses.” 

frisbee orange dog

8) WORKING LIKE A DOG

Human:  “Pulling more than your weight, like a sled dog.”
Dog:  “I. Just. Can’t.”

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9) TAIL WAGS THE DOG

Human: “Having your priorities skewed.”
Dog:  “I wag the dog. No no no, I wag the tail. I am the dog. Feed me, please.”

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Featured Image via imgarcade

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