1. “Just peed on a basilisk head. 10 points for Gryffindor or what?”
2. “Firebolt’s taste the best, but the Nimbus 200 are also a great fetch.”
3. “Not sure if it’s 12 in dog years or hooman years, but I wait for the post every day.”
4. “I hear Hufflepups are extra loyal.”
5. “Do I look like I’m scared of a three-headed dog? Please.”
6. “Padfoots make brilliant students.”
7. “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
8. “Waiting and wand-ering if I will ever get in.”
9. “I just hope me mum never sends me a Growler.”
10. “Is there a position open in Defense against the Dark Barks?”
11. “One day, I’ll have a real invisibility cloak.”
12. “I haven’t quite learned how to manage my mischief yet.”
13. “Can I still be admitted even if I’m Puggle-born?”
14. “I’m Nearly ‘Shed-less’ Nick, why wouldn’t I be a Gryffindor?”
15. “But digging up the yard is for my Herbology course!”
16. “I can’t actually read, but I sure am charming.”
17. “Sorry you stepped in my Philosopher’s Stones this morning.”
18. “I’m just want to go for the endless feasts.”
19. “Don’t tell, but my plan is to transform every cat into a bowl of treats.”
20. “I simply cannot wait for some bellyrubs from Hagrid.”
21. “See? Crafty and tasteful. Obvious Ravenpaw.”
22. "Some call me Neville Longestbottom.”