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weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, or low of humor. Enjoy!
You know when you’re trick-or-treating with your dog, and you tell him to wait ’til he gets home to eat any candy, and halfway through the neighborhood he freezes, “Dude. STOP,” he says, “WHY is everything in FRACTALS?” and you say, “Wait, how do you know the word fractals?”
Your dog has probably eaten the Naughty Neighbor’s candy, and now he can speak English, taste music, and see more than 50 shades of gray. At least he think he can. Then again, you’re the one talking to a dog, bro…
Anyway, here are 14 pups who have no idea what is life.
1. “Guys. Where are we? This isn’t Kansas.” #WeWereNeverInKansas
2. “I think we’re finally becoming real princesses.” #ButThatsNotWhatItFeelsLike
3. #PUGSQUAD #PUGSTRONG #PUGARISTOCRACY
4. “Oh no! My face is on my face!”
5. “Is it just me or did I clone myself and grow twins out of my shoulders?”
6. “I literally can’t stop smiling.”
7. “MOM I HAVE FOUR TONGUES!”
8. “You’re gonna think this is weird. But I almost feel like a Dog right now.” #InDogWeTrust
9. “Do you feel like, extra fuzzy right now?” #MyBootsHaveEyes
10. “Thing 1, why are we purple?” #WhatMakesYouThinkImThingOne?
11. “YOU GUYTH WE ARE REAL BANANATH THERIOUTHLY” “THITH ITH THO WEIRD”
12. “I’m supposed to leave to prom in 5 minutes. I look like I have face cankles!”
13. “#tbt When I smelled my own fart in the middle of a conversation.”
14. “I was skeptical about these flared bottoms at first. But I kinda like them now. Actually, I love them. We’re soulmates.“
Note: All images edited using Dream Scope App.
Second Note: No dogs were hurt, drugged, or mind-bended in the making of this post.
Featured image via: Dogwithnojob