"DON'T BARK AT ME TILL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE." #ForDogsSake
"When we get home I'm spending my entire afternoon spinning in circles -- just so you know!"
I totally wouldn't mess up your name like those hooman baristas do. That is, if I knew how to write...
Not even coffee can change my resting dog face.
"One more cup, please. I'm starting to see through time."
"I still don't know how hoomans can prefer this to toilet water..."
"Hyper? Who's hyper?? Not me, I'll tell ya that. "
"What do you mean you're out of coffee?"
"Is that coffee I smell? I mean, I'm a dog, you know I can smell that you have it."
"I told you not to speak to me until I have my morning cup."
"We're not addicted, we swear! But...more coffee would be really, really great. Just saying."
"Fill 'er up! With extra milk, please. Hold the poop."
"Um, hello. I would like a pumpkin spice latte please? No whip. I'm watching my figure."
"I'm so energized right now! Seriously, does anyone want me to sort their sock drawer or do their taxes for them or something?"
"Brooklyn coffee shops are so intimidating, but I think I fit the part. I could use a flannel shirt though."
"Mmm, espresso. Now I feel like working on my novel. Her wet nose presses against my fur..."
Aaaand I'm crashing. Time to take a nap.
It’s National Coffee Day, and you know what that means: time to binge on coffee and then inevitably crash after lunchtime. Fortunately, these dogs are doing all the work for us. Didn’t anyone teach them to only have one cup a day?
Disclaimer: Caffeine is terrible for dogs. Seriously. Don’t ever give them coffee.
Featured image via Lindsay Attaway
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