Were you ever caught in your room still awake after curfew? And you would protest, “But Mooooom, I’m asleep I swear!!” Well this Bulldog gets you. When his Ma walks in, he’s still got his eyes wide open, but when you hear him snore you realize he really *is* sleeping! Pretty sweet party trick if you ask me. I wish I had these skills when I’m on jury duty.
h/t Kyoot Animals