1. “I’ll give someone $$ to take my place. I can’t kiss Efron anymore.”
2. “How do we get her to stop trying to hold us in the shape of a heart?” #OVERIT
3. “Sigh… I’ve forgotten what it’s like to put paw to pavement.”
4. #IAintNoTrophyPooch
5. “I wonder what it feels like to just roll around in that gorgeous pile of garbage.”
6. “I’d rather douse myself in Eau de Drool.”
7. “But… but…I’m allergic to those dollah dollah billz.”
8. “Someone please tell Adrien Brody that I’m not a wine glass that needs cupping.”
9. “Oh paparazzi, please just GO. AWAY. DO you know how much it sucks to have to poop in front of cameras?!”
10. “Aaah can we go back to the time when everything on the floor was fair game?”
11. “Balanced diets? EEYYYUUCK” =S
12. “Sports cars? Uhhhh no thanks. I prefer my feet.”
13. “There’s a reason I’m so rugged, Sandler. Now put me down!”
