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15 Compliments That Are Totally Ok To Say To A Dog But Not To A Human

15 Compliments That Are Totally Ok To Say To A Dog But Not To A Human

If there are two things dog people know, it’s that every dog is unique in their fluffy own way, and that every dog is the best dog.

Of course, every dog already knows this, but just in case, we asked you take to Instagram and compliment your dog. Now, not only does your dog know all of weird and potentially inappropriate compliments you give them, so does the rest of the world.

Here are 15 of our favorites:

15. Trevor

“It’s ok if you bark sometimes. You’re a guard dog, that’s your job, and I respect the hell out of it.”

14. Lena

“You can really rock those doggles, beans!”

13. Noodle

“You are such a good meatball, I would order you at Olive Garden. I want to put sauce on you.”

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12. Nellie

“Do you know how pretty you are, Nellie?!”

Oh my GOD the BASHFUL NUB WAG!!!

A video posted by Katie Haller (@halleratyou) on

11. Loki

“What did the lovely ladies at the care facility say? Should we fist pump for your adorableness? BOOM.”

10. Doc

“You’ve got the best underbite. And the best butt muscles!”

9. Ginger

“Ginger you’re so good at wearing hats, and that takes talent!”

8. Stogie

“Your stretch is the best stretch. Stogie, look at your trout mouth. Your trout mouth is the prettiest trout mouth. And look at those whiskers. They’re so whiskery!”

7. Lilly

“Lilly, you have the greatest hair. You look better in my glasses than I do. You have a great smile. You always finish my food. You’re the bestest dog ever. Thank you for being you!”

6. Emma

“Have you been on a cleanse? Oh my god, you’ve been killing it at SoulCycle. You’re gonna look so hot at Coachella.”

A video posted by S. & Em(ma) (@doxie83) on

5. Falon

“You’re so handsome. You are just adorable. These are for yOUUU.”

A video posted by BarkPost (@barkpost) on

4. Derry

“Dear Derry: I love your freckled nose. I love your little toes. I love your warm belly… even when you’re smelly! I love your charming smile, and your bowtie style. You’re the best part of my day.”

A video posted by Dear Derry (@myawkwarddog) on

3. Tiffany

“Tiffany, you have dancing feet! Look at those dancing feet!!!”

A video posted by Melanie (@melrandles8) on

2. Tango

“Who is papa’s little cupcake? Can I eat that cupcake off your little puppy face? Who’s my tiny sugar coated little frosting face? Who has the best tongue?”

Extra points for Olympic-level treat toss!

A video posted by Tango (@tangomunch_pitbull) on

Now for the most pawesome dog compliment on the internet…

1. Grace

“You have a great smile. You are the cutest kibble eater. Whoa, you’re so athletic, so driven, really good at taking naps, so good at wiggling!”

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Congratulations to all of you lucky humans who excel at telling your dogs how stellar they are at eating bacon! Check out our Hashtag Guide to find out how you can get your pup featured on BarkPost.

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