Why is Ashton a dingus? Well, let’s go through the check points shall we?
No concept of personal space and sitting awkwardly like a human. Check and check.
“Is this comfortable for you?”-Definitely not Ashton
When she is not sitting on you, she is awkwardly staring at you.
“Hello. Dis my stare chair.”
“Dis my stare window.”
Awkward staring is basically just dingus for “Soooooooo like…what’s your sitch right now?”
Her mom Ariel tells us
While she sits like a weirdo she stares you down like she is looking deep into your soul. She also does this while pooping. Basically she is a starer.
When she’s not a stay-at-home dingus, she’s a sassy receptionist who will track you down if you walk away with her pen one more god damn time. Seriously. Don’t. It’s her good handwriting pen.
She’s a NATURE dingus. I’m pretty sure this is the doggy equivalent of a fanny pack. And she is pulling it off.
She is terrified of getting her ears cleaned.
But she’ll let her mom clip her nails all day long. Like a princess.
When you forget to lock the door because you don’t have hands.
Here she is sitting normally on a chair. Just kidding, that is not a thing dinguses do.
“How do I chair?”-Dinguses
Why is this dingus sitting like she’s in a crowded movie theater and someone has to get out of the aisle to pee?
And can we just look at the way she slerps? (Derps while sleeping)
When you wake up and your TURKEY IS GONE.
We’re just glad she’s keeping her New Year’s Resolution, being the best dingus she can be.
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