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Meet Ashton, A Weirdo Weimaraner Who Loves Eye Contact A Little Too Much

Meet Ashton, A Weirdo Weimaraner Who Loves Eye Contact A Little Too Much

Why is Ashton a dingus? Well, let’s go through the check points shall we?

No concept of personal space and sitting awkwardly like a human. Check and check.

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“Is this comfortable for you?”-Definitely not Ashton
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When she is not sitting on you, she is awkwardly staring at you.

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“Hello. Dis my stare chair.”
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“Dis my stare window.”
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Awkward staring is basically just dingus for “Soooooooo like…what’s your sitch right now?”
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Her mom Ariel tells us

While she sits like a weirdo she stares you down like she is looking deep into your soul. She also does this while pooping. Basically she is a starer.

When she’s not a stay-at-home dingus, she’s a sassy receptionist who will track you down if you walk away with her pen one more god damn time. Seriously. Don’t. It’s her good handwriting pen.
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She’s a NATURE dingus. I’m pretty sure this is the doggy equivalent of a fanny pack. And she is pulling it off.

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She is terrified of getting her ears cleaned.
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But she’ll let her mom clip her nails all day long. Like a princess.
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When you forget to lock the door because you don’t have hands.
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Here she is sitting normally on a chair. Just kidding, that is not a thing dinguses do.
“How do I chair?”-Dinguses
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Why is this dingus sitting like she’s in a crowded movie theater and someone has to get out of the aisle to pee?

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And can we just look at the way she slerps? (Derps while sleeping)
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When you wake up and your TURKEY IS GONE.
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We’re just glad she’s keeping her New Year’s Resolution, being the best dingus she can be.
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