"New haircut? Perhaps this means no groomer for me this month..."
"Fabulous skirt! (Totally stealing it out of your closet later.)"
"After your workout, perhaps you'll want to get cozy with a hotdog? Namely me."
"Dats a nice necklace, miss lady." *breathes heavily*
"Blending into the rug is my main tactic for the perfect creep-attack."
"Big muscles are cool but I'm really good at getting my belly rubbed!"
"Uh, oh hey. Nothing to see here."
"Human, are you actually...TWO humans?!"
"Yeah, yeah I got a trick I can do on that pole. (I'm talking about pee.)"
"Ladies, I hope you are bringing me along to this 'da club' of which you speak." #TurnPup
"OK, you can stop showing off now, human. You know how self-conscious I am about my short legs."
"Peace? Not until I get some treats."
"Not a bad howl face you got there. Now let's hear it."
"Your doga practice is inspiring. Really."
"See, I told you those boots would look hot on you. Now let's go outside. I have some fresh poo for you to step in."
"Man I can't wait to piss inside that bag."
"I don't think your followers care about your legs, human. Ew, so hairless."