1. What you really look like when you pretend to be a Baywatch babe.
2. The moment right before you drop your phone on your face.
3. When you catch Grandma on a hoverboard.
4. When you know it's only a matter of time before you step on a hidden turd.
5. When you catch a snowball to the face.
6. When you channel your inner Madonna and drop down into a yoga pose at the most inconvenient times.
7. When the humans ask who pooped on the bed and you have to act like you don't even know what poop is.
8. When you underestimate a fart.
9. When you take a dozen selfies and none of them look good because you're a hot mess.
10. When you think about all the butts you sniffed back when you were a young whippersnapper.
11. When they interrupt your stories to post some update about the Kardashians.
12. When you know they'll never drop that sandwich but you're trying to stay positive.
13. When you catch your kid talking back to you and you can't believe the mouth on that little mutherpupper.
14. When you chafe your wiener.
15. When you don't want to look like you're begging but everybody knows what you're in the kitchen for.
16. The moment you realize you'll never be an athlete.
17. When you realize you'll never win the National Pie Championships because you mistook the salt for sugar.
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