Dumbfounded Dog Is Confused By Her Own Silent, But Deadly, Farts

Humans blame their farts on dogs. My dog tries to blame his farts on me. This dog is way too confused to blame her farts on anyone. She doesn’t even know where that smell is coming from. There was no noise, there was just this horrid smell.

“Did it come out of my butt? Did I do that? Maybe the couch did that? WHO MADE THIS DISGUSTING SMELL?? OMG”

You did dog, you did.