I really shouldn’t poke fun of a TV station claiming that a Border Collie watching the movie, Babe is newsworthy …you know, considering my line of work and all. But really? No child fell down a well that week? No tornados busted a meth lab filled with pregnant teenagers? No Donald Trumps’ burnt into pieces of toast? Not even a Kardashian butt-crack slip???
Aw, who am I kidding? Interviewing a dog about watching my favorite childhood movie is my freakin’ dream job, Dog dammit.
To be fair, burning through 7 TV sets, 10 VCRs, and 26 VHS tapes in order to watch the same movie every single day, is pretty astounding. Honestly, I didn’t even know they made VCRs anymore.
We hope you enjoyed tonight’s edition of Bark After Dark, the one-stop-shop for all your insane-in-the-canine, cuckoo-for-cocoa-ruffs, barking mad needs!