50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Should NEVER Use

50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Should NEVER Use

You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name your dog. If you came here looking for awesome dog names, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list.

1. Killer

2. Timber

3. OJ (Most people don’t think of Orange Juice…)

4. Glass Ceiling

5. Patriarchy

6. Fore!

7. Tonya Harding

8. War

9. Incoming!

10. Pio pio!

11. Chairman Mao

12. Justin Bieber

13. Pull My Finger

14. Gotham (You might think it’s hilarious to tell your friends “Gotham needs me” every time your dog whines, but no. Don’t do it!)

15. Tom Hanks

16. L Ron Hubbard

17. Voldemort

18. Pope

19. Kimye

20. Tampon

21. Enema

22. Disappointment

23. Stain (Just don’t tell him/her to “come.”)

24. Deeznuts

25. Your Mom


26. Uranus

27. Seymour Butts

28. Al Coholic

29. Jack (“Jack, OFF!”)

30. Husband

31. Pitler (So your Pit Bull has a mustache that mildly resembles one of the worst dictators of all time? Nope, don’t even think about it.)

32. Stawwwwlin

33. Fire

34. One Hit Wagger

35. Jack the Ripper Russell Terrier

36. Cleveland Steamer

37. Santorum (And we’re not talking about the former U.S. senator either.)

38. Rebecca Black

39. Slattern

40. Al Poochino

41. Twerk (Acceptable name for Corgis, tho.)

42. YOLO

43. Fleek

44. Bae

45. Saruman

46. Cruella de Vil (Possibly acceptable if you own a Dalmatian.)

47. Michael Vick

48. Richard III

49. Regina George

50. Christian Gray (“Mr. Gray likes leashes and biting.”)

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