Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you
weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!
I hope you’re all drunk off wine, high off tryptophan, or tripping footballs, BarkPost readers! Just as long as you’re not 100% in your right-mind while watching this freakin’ BRILLIANT* video.
*I’ve been drinking since noon. That’s a bad wisdom.