12 Times Your Dog Secretly Questioned Their Entire Reality

Dogs – they bark, they whine, they play, and they sleep. Sometimes, they appear to be thinking (some more than others.) So what exactly could they be thinking about? Treats? Poop?
Redditors over on the Dog Shower Thoughts subreddit have the answers (and questions) we’ve all wanted to know about the musings of our furry best friends.
“If I wasn’t around, my human would end up losing dozens of balls every day.” – threkar

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“Willy Wonka literally built a poison factory, and humans brought their children into it.” – dfassna1

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“I DO want to go outside! How does she know?!” – MeemawKate

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“If master asks “Who is a good boy?” while I’m not around, is it still me?” – Mhrby

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“Why did my human celebrate my seventh birthday but forget my first six??” – Iamthegoodguy

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“My human [poops] in the best drinking bowl in the house” – Iceborg9

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“Do I want to go out because I want to come back in? Or do I want to come back in because I want to go back out?” – LittleWhiteTab

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“Why do humans wear different costumes every day?” – Iamthegoodguy

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“Why do my humans keep calling me Max when my name is actually ‘King Velvetfur, Terror of Cats’?” – cypressgreen

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“The bathroom must be a very important place. It’s the only place where my humans mark their territory.” – SaxMaan

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I think my human is a masochist. He voluntarily takes a bath every day.” – Baklap4

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“Why does my master watch other humans trapped in a box for hours everyday?” – oleirishbuzzsaw

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