Most days, we are forced to leave our beloved pups behind, while we go bring home the bacon. And every day, we wonder what are they thinking? “My Shih Tzu is intelligent, he’s probably solving the quadratic equation right now.”… “I bet my Weimaraner is predicting the weather by scent, he does that sometimes.” … “I KNOW my Griffon is drawing up plans for the first space elevator. Well wonder no more, because we have your answers!”
What if my butt itch is symptomatic of an even greater disease? What good is WebMD if you don’t have thumbs!!!
If human leaves food on counter it’s for me right?
I’m going to roll over by myself, I said…. It’ll be fun, I said….
So… it’s over, then under, then – forget it… My tie is attached to my shirt.
I made up a new game! It’s called: Pull out all the fluffy things in my toy. Human is going to love it!
Are they back yet? How about now? Now? Are they back now? What about now? Are they back now?
What if I let the fart out a little at a time…
Ooooooooh forbidden couch. I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long.
Breathe. Reverse the blood flow. Your body is a temple. You’re on your paws all day, except when you’re sleeping, but that’s only 18 hours of the day. Relax. Let all your worries wash away. Breathe…breathe…ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.
If I don’t look at that giant Elmo, then it’s not really there. It’s not really there. It’s not really there…
All byyyy myself….don’t wanna be allll by myyyyyself anymore…
I just pooped somewhere, but I’m not going to tell them where I put it.
If human has 1…6…12…4…13…numbers?…42… pairs of shoes, how many can I eat before human notices?