World’s Most Hygienic Dog Doesn’t Need Your Help, Human

Today’s millennial dogs are so much more self-sufficient than the previous generation. I mean, they¬†bathe themselves, walk themselves, and even ride the bus without any help from us humans. So…this is it, right? The beginning of the dog uprising? I’ll have you know, Fido, that I’ve been a very good human. Please don’t spay me.

h/t Uproxx