Oh, you're taking up three seats? Cool, cool, no problem.
It's behind me, isn't it?
I don't know which direction to look because he's looking in all of them.
Don't make eye contact with this guy unless you want to be ranted at for 45 minutes.
Please, sir, just...close your eyes.
That commuter that falls asleep with their milky eyes open...
...and then wakes up in a panic.
I don't even want to know...
Don't look up, don't look up, don't look up.
Don't look over, don't look over, don't look over.
Gazing into the window to stare at your reflection/admire your glowing eyeballs is level 9 creepy. There's nothing creepier.
Except this -- gazing into his relection to stare at YOU.
When it's just you and one other person in the train car. *shudder*
Getting off at next stop no matter what.
And of course, there's always the jerk who's exposing himself while making eye contact with you. Safe travels everyone!
Most parents teach us to stay away from strangers and to not stare in public, but our parents never said anything about strange dogs making intense eye contact. After looking at this bunch of weirdos, we think maybe they should have. Here’s 15 pups who you wouldn’t want sitting across from you on a train.
Featured image via @artandmadness/Instagram
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